Internet Stereotypes

Ok, so here you can post stereotypes of people in the Internet. For example, the following:

Small Girl: This group of people are all female. They usually have usernames with the word "cute" in them, or something related to that. They usually range in age between 9-12. They don't post much, but when they do, it's usually pretty innocent sounding, and you can tell it's one of these. If on a forum, they will make threads about cute things. They usually favor pastel colors. They usually only post a few hundred times, then leave. Their average life span of an account is 1-3 months.

Now start.

Me: I'm so wierd I had to make a stereotype just for myself. You know they're me if they're name is Happy_Mask_Salesman, they post pictures of young adults with angry eyes shaking their head while grinning, and they are a little bit eccentric. Just a tiny bit, though. Really.