Pass the Spore

*stands on the virgin soil with a flag in-hand*

Ok, everyone; first of all, "WOO FINALLY, FORUM GAMES! YEAAAAGH!!!" *plants the awesome-looking flag in the ground, causing a bit of dust to bellow*

*cough cough* Ok, now..

Pass the Spore (or variants around the interwebs liek "Pass the 'X', 'Bunny', 'ball, 'tortise shell', ect.") is a forum game that vaguely follows the format that someone posting:
1. Obtains the Spore.
2. Passes the Spore to someone else.

Of course, I've seen this sort of game to get pretty crazy/insane/quirky, so I don't expect it to always happen like that. You may end up having friendly chatter with other users about the Spore, trying in vain to hoard the Spore, describe what your doing instead of trying to get the Spore, or all three at the same time plus something completely unheard of and unrelated!! *gasp*

Now, the "Spore" is undefined at this point(at least by the other members), but that'll be settled in sweet-due time. Same thing for other "historical" stuff. Also, if some things need to get explained, I'll just put'm up here and such.

EDIT 1: Oh, I almost forgot one TINY rule... Usually, you should try to wait for at least 2 people to post after you before you post again. Like say Timmy posted something, he should be nice and wait for Johnny and Bob to post afterwards before posting again. It's just a suggestion, but one to keep mind of.
EDIT 2: Obscene stuff is usually frowned upon here. (perverse-type subjects, bathroom humor, ect.) Unless you can actually pull it off in an eloquent way though. And no, not by your definition of "eloquent".

Here's an example of what normal gameplay could look like:

User 1: Catches the Spore from User 4 and punts it to User 3.
User 2: intercepts the spore and runs like a madman for the hills
User 3: *assembles a laser-cannon and aims at said-hills*
User 4: "Don't do it Johnny! He's not worth it!!"

Now, for the moment of truth... *tosses the Spore up into the air for anyone to catch*

"Play Ball."

Jumps into air and grabs and chucks toward the sky even higher!

Jumps up into the air using his mad ups and kicks the SPORE in a flashy way to kaploy.

*catches*

Nice.

*headbutts the Spore to Omnivex*

Hits the Spore with a baseball bat at Prinny.

Gets conked in the head with the spore, then trips over it sending it rolling down a hill.

Chases it down the hill and trips over a rock. While tumbling kicks the spore in the direction of Kaploy.

I make the moon start falling so soon I will have no competition.

SuperGand makes the moon rise with his supa-strength so that the game will go on.

I'm a monkey WHAT THE F***!?

And why am i a mudkip? i should be a prinny.

*snatches Spore while everyone is complaining*

Ahaha! You guys and your whining about you-ohshoot. *trips over a rock due to having huge unwieldly feet, and the Spore (which appears nothing like a soccer ball in my opinion) bounces in the direction of some abandoned buildings*

Chases after it.

Runs after the spore, grabs it, eats it, shits into a cup... I think you can see where this is going.

RLSForumMasterGand wrote:Runs after the spore, grabs it, eats it, shits into a cup... I think you can see where this is going.

My Spode Gand...

RLSForumMasterOmnivex wrote:

RLSForumMasterGand wrote:Runs after the spore, grabs it, eats it, shits into a cup... I think you can see where this is going.

My Spode Gand...

******
Would you like some of this totally-not-ice-cream-made-to-look-like-crap?

RLSForumMasterGand wrote:

RLSForumMasterOmnivex wrote:

RLSForumMasterGand wrote:Runs after the spore, grabs it, eats it, shits into a cup... I think you can see where this is going.

My Spode Gand...

******
Would you like some of this totally-not-ice-cream-made-to-look-like-crap?

NO!

Eeuuaaaggghhhhhh!!!!... *tries to avert eyes, but everything crawls to a stand-still*

*time then starts to reverse to the point before Gand obtained the Spore, all while still being aware*

*slowly regains ability to move again, and slowly swipes the Spore from Gand reach as time begins to flow again*

Dude! AUUUGGGGH!! *rubs eyes* Why did you do that?! Owowow, My eyes, aaaaaahhhhhgggg, I had to watch it twice, ahhhggg...

*slowly starts to regain composure* Ok.... whew... Um, let's get one thing settled before we start again: Can we please avoid the obscene sort of stuff. For my sake, at least?

RLSForumMasterGand: But technically, since time reversed, I never actually did anything in the first place, did I?

kaploy9: ...
..Just don't, 'k?

RLSForumMasterGand: ...'K..

kaploy9: *drop-kicks the mostly non-contaminated Spore to Omni*

catches it and chucks it and Gands face.

RLSForumMasterOmnivex wrote:catches it and chucks it and Gands face.

**********
Ouch.

Anyways, who wants to chat in the ChatBox? I won't try to cyber you.

*patiently waits for Gand to do something with the Spore*

Gand: *gives a devious smile toward kaploy9*

kaploy9: *reveals taser-shotgun under trenchcoat*

Gand: *smile dissappears*

(and a ChatBox? What ChatBox?)

The one at the bottom of the home page.

I through the Spore in the chatbox. Then I mail it away.

I use my new time machine and grab the Spore as Gand through it at the chatbox.

Aha! So, Omni,your the one that caused that last time-warp! *goes to dispose of the time machine, but then decides against it*

No, no, wait.. This could be useful. You hold on to it. Oh, but I'll be taking this thank-you! *swipes the Spore and tosses it toward someone other then Omni or Gand*