Hugmonster The Movie

RLSForumMasterOmnivex wrote:

RLSForumMasterGand wrote:

RLSForumMasterOmnivex wrote:

RLSForumMasterGand wrote:Let's start on scene 17.

Sporum down for you?

Yush.

second time this week.

I haven't noticed.

Anyways, onto the next scene. What happens?

RLSForumMasterGand wrote:

RLSForumMasterOmnivex wrote:

RLSForumMasterGand wrote:

RLSForumMasterOmnivex wrote:

RLSForumMasterGand wrote:Let's start on scene 17.

Sporum down for you?

Yush.

second time this week.

I haven't noticed.

Anyways, onto the next scene. What happens?

Weel where'd we leave off exactly?

RLSForumMasterOmnivex wrote:

RLSForumMasterGand wrote:

RLSForumMasterOmnivex wrote:

RLSForumMasterGand wrote:

RLSForumMasterOmnivex wrote:

RLSForumMasterGand wrote:Let's start on scene 17.

Sporum down for you?

Yush.

second time this week.

I haven't noticed.

Anyways, onto the next scene. What happens?

Weel where'd we leave off exactly?

The page before this has it. Read Murph's version, not mine.

We need a bit about the pickle jar!

RLSForumMasterOmnivex wrote:We need a bit about the pickle jar!

YES.

I got it: instead of having to open it, the King hates pickles and wants Mitch to KILL IT.

RLSForumMasterGand wrote:

RLSForumMasterOmnivex wrote:We need a bit about the pickle jar!

YES.

I got it: instead of having to open it, the King hates pickles and wants Mitch to KILL IT.

DIE PICKLE JAR!

RLSForumMasterOmnivex wrote:

RLSForumMasterGand wrote:

RLSForumMasterOmnivex wrote:We need a bit about the pickle jar!

YES.

I got it: instead of having to open it, the King hates pickles and wants Mitch to KILL IT.

DIE PICKLE JAR!

That would make an interesting change.

RLSForumMasterGand wrote:

RLSForumMasterOmnivex wrote:

RLSForumMasterGand wrote:

RLSForumMasterOmnivex wrote:We need a bit about the pickle jar!

YES.

I got it: instead of having to open it, the King hates pickles and wants Mitch to KILL IT.

DIE PICKLE JAR!

That would make an interesting change.

HUG IT TO DEATH! lol

Thats a great Idea, I've hit a bit of writers block so I've just been wirting down ideas

Cool, cool.

Also, can I be the one to repost the Sporum thread?

RLSForumMasterGand wrote:Cool, cool.

Also, can I be the one to repost the Sporum thread?

Sure.

RLSForumMasterOmnivex wrote:

RLSForumMasterGand wrote:Cool, cool.

Also, can I be the one to repost the Sporum thread?

Sure.

Well what do you have of it so far.

RLSForumMasterGand wrote:

RLSForumMasterOmnivex wrote:

RLSForumMasterGand wrote:Cool, cool.

Also, can I be the one to repost the Sporum thread?

Sure.

Well what do you have of it so far.

The Sporum OP creation thread. it's around here somewhere.

This is my idea of what chris would look like
http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=sast-500569273285

murph04 wrote:This is my idea of what chris would look like
http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=sast-500569273285

Looks like a muscled-out Susan.

RLSForumMasterOmnivex wrote:

murph04 wrote:This is my idea of what chris would look like
http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=sast-500569273285

Looks like a muscled-out Susan.

Susan the Transman?

RLSForumMasterGand wrote:

RLSForumMasterOmnivex wrote:

murph04 wrote:This is my idea of what chris would look like
http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=sast-500569273285

Looks like a muscled-out Susan.

Susan the Transman?

Guess so.

Here's scene 17

Scene 17

(The scene begins in an alley with several overflowing dumpsters, Kurt leads splashes friends down it)
Grass: So you think this guy can fix our ship?
Kurt: I know it
Grass: For free?
Kurt: Most definitely, just think of it as me repaying you for saving my butt back in Adventure Town
Grass: Well if you hadn't taken so many of her Spoffits she wouldn't have sent the mob after you
(Kurt chuckles, they come to a large garage several rusted vehicles can be seen inside. Kurt leads them in, in the distance a mechanic is seen)
Kurt: (To the mechanic) Hey! Hey! Joey!
(The mechanic looks at them and walks over to them)
Flower: (whispering) he looks okay
Stone: (whispering) Then again he could've murdered his granny with a hammer
Float: (whispering) I like his muscles
Kurt: Guys, this is Joey
Flame: Kurt says you can fix our ship
(Joey looks at Flame for several seconds)
Joey: Yo momma so ugly when she tried to take a bath the water jumped out
Flame: What?
Joey: Yo momma so fat her waist size is equator
Flame: Um (looks to the others) So can you fix our ship?
Joey: Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun
Float: (to Flame) Oh burn on you dawg
Flame: (Looks to Kurt) Why does he keep doing that?
Kurt: Oh yeah I should've mentioned he'll only repair someone's ship for free if they can beat him in a Yo Momma off
Flower: (Groans) we don't have time for this
(Zap steps forward)
Zap: Don't worry I'll handle this
Flower: You sure you can do this Zap?
Zap: Don't worry I'm a DJ, I know my way around a Yo Momma, after all she so fat she uses the Eifel tower as a toothpick
Float: Oh he's good
(Zap steps in front of Joey, the others back away, Zap stretches. The lights dim, fog begins to pour in around their feet)
Joey: Yo mama like spoiled milk, fat and chunky
Zap: Yo mama so dumb she studied for a drug test
(Crowd whoops)
Flame: Where'd all these other people come from?
Joey: Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Zap: Yeah well, Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo
(A giant glowing sign saying Yo Momma lights up in the background, Epic rap music starts playing)
Float: Aw dip!
Joey: Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!!
( Zap stumbles, crowd gasp)
Zap: Well Yo Momma...couldn't...so dumb... Yo momma so dumb she couldn't read an audio book!!
(Crowd cheers)
Joey: Not as dumb as Yo momma, She sold the car for gas money!
(Crowd Oos, Zap gulps)
Zap: Yo momma so dumb-
Flame: Zap, change the topic!
(Zap looks at Flame then nods)
Zap: Yo Momma so old even Spode knows her as the old lady down the street
( Crowd whoops, Joey takes a step back)
Joey: Yo momma so hairy "Gorillas in the mist" was shot in her shower
Zap: Yo Momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
Joey: Um...uh
Zap: Yo momma so poor TV dinner trays are her good china
(Crowd cheers, Joey begins backing away)
Zap: Yo momma so ugly, she so ugly she made an onion cry! She so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Float: Aw snap!
(Joey trips, Zap stands over him)
Joey: Yo...yo..mo-momma...
Zap: Yo momma so ugly she could only be your momma
(Crowd whoops)
Float: Oh you torched his ass man, you torched it!
(Lights come back on. the sign, the fog, and the crowd vanish. Joey stands back up)
Joey: ( Gulps) You win, I'll fix your ship
Zap: Thought so

That scene is LOLlarious! I know what song we can use for the background music: My Chick Bad.

That scene's tight, man.

Oh, but I'd recommend changing the reference of God to Spode, since that fits the universal canon and such better.

And I think Joey needs a more specific reason to have a Yo Momma-off. Maybe something about doing it only when the repair in-question is "on the house"?

Been a while but here's scene 20

Scene 19
(Susan is leaning against her cell wall, A guard opens the door and drops a plate of food in front of her)
Guard: Lunchtime sky rat
Susan: (Picks a up a bagel so moldy it's blue) Uh thanks (Tosses the bagel aside) any idea when the 'King' will see me?
Guard: When he's ready, he's currently watching his servant battle a pickle jar to the death
(Scene cuts to the Kings throne room, a ring has been set up in the middle of the room. Inside the Ring is Chris and a pickle jar (Note that this pickle jar it human sized and has hands and feet) . A crowd of Hugmonster's stand outside the ring shouting and whooping, The king looks on from his throne. Chris lunges at the jar but it jumps aside, He swings at it but the Jar counters with a devastating combo knocking Chris down)
Person in crowd: Come on! he's just a gherkin weight!
(Chris gets up and charges the pickle jar, slamming it into the wall of the ring. the pickle jar retaliates by punching Chris some more, Chris slumps against the corner of the ring, a Hugmonster dressed in a workout uniform runs up to him)
Hugmonster: Come on Rocky! this is what we trained for! Get out there and win this!
Chris; Who the hell are you?
(The pickle jar slams into Chris, the Hugmonster runs off, Chris knees the Jar, a loud crack is heard)
Chris: That's the best crunch I've ever heard
( The Pickle jar staggers backward, pickle juice leaking from him. The crowd gasps. the jar collapses, Chris gets up behind it and looks at the king. The King gives a thumbs down. Chris removes the jars lid and the crowd goes wild)
(Scene cuts back to Susan and the guard)
Susan: Oookay
Guard: You know I never wanted to be a Guard I wanted to be a lumberjack! who cuts down the internet. But that's dumb. My other dream was to open a gift shop and fill it with knick-knacks, but those are outlawed here
Susan: You know we have gift shops and lumberjacks on Earth, if you help me escape I'll take you there
Guard: Really?
Susan: Yeah, sure
Guard: Okay I'll open the cell right away!
(The guard grabs his keys, right as he reaches for the door Splash comes up behind him and zaps him with a shock rod)
Splash: Hey Suz
Susan: You broke out? how?
Splash: Let's just say my fabulous mind allowed me to concoct a plan to escape
Susan: You realized glass breaks, didn't you?
Splash:........Well let's get you out of that cell (He opens the door and walks in, he notices the bagel on the floor) Ooo is that a donut with blue icing? Can I have it?
Susan: (Looks to the bagel then Splash) Sure
(Splash eats the bagel, then spits it out)
Splash: Bleck, it's like a party in my mouth and everyone's committing suicide
Susan: Give me that shock rod (Takes it from him)
Splash: They give you any water?
Susan: No, just organic soda
(Splash shudders)
Susan: Splash I want to destroy this palace
Splash: What?!
Susan: This is the center of the Hugmonster empire, we destroy it, the empire will fall into disarray.
Splash: I see what your getting at, but before we destroy anything we need a ship

murph04 wrote:Been a while but here's scene 20

Scene 19
(Susan is leaning against her cell wall, A guard opens the door and drops a plate of food in front of her)
Guard: Lunchtime sky rat
Susan: (Picks a up a bagel so moldy it's blue) Uh thanks (Tosses the bagel aside) any idea when the 'King' will see me?
Guard: When he's ready, he's currently watching his servant battle a pickle jar to the death
(Scene cuts to the Kings throne room, a ring has been set up in the middle of the room. Inside the Ring is Chris and a pickle jar (Note that this pickle jar it humane sized and has hands and feet) . A crowd of Hugmonster's stand outside the ring shouting and whooping, The king looks on from his throne. Chris lunges at the jar but it jumps aside, He swings at it but the Jar counters with a devastating combo knocking Chris down)
Person in crowd: Come on! he's just a gherkin weight!
(Chris gets up and charges the pickle jar, slamming it into the wall of the ring. the pickle jar retaliates by punching Chris some more, Chris slums against the corner of the ring, a Hugmonster dressed in a workout uniform runs up to him)
Hugmonster: Come on Rocky! this is what we trained for! Get out there and win this!
Chris; Who the hell are you?
(The pickle jar slams into Chris, the Hugmonster runs off, Chris knees the Jar, a loud crack is heard)
Chris: That's the best crunch I've ever heard
( The Pickle jar staggers backward, pickle juice leaking from him. The crowd gasps. the jar collapses, Chris gets up behind it and looks at the king. The King gives a thumbs down. Chris removes the jars lid and the crowd goes wild)
(Scene cuts back to Susan and the guard)
Susan: Oookay
Guard: You know I never wanted to be a Guard, I wanted to open a gift shop and fill it with knick-knacks, but those are outlawed here
Susan: You know we have gift shops on Earth, if you help me escape I'll take you there
Guard: Really?
Susan: Yeah, sure
Guard: Okay I'll open the cell right away!
(The guard grabs his keys, right as he reaches for the door Splash comes up behind him and zaps him with a shock rod)
Splash: Hey Suz
Susan: You broke out? how?
Splash: Let's just say my fabulous mind allowed me to concoct a plan to escape
Susan: You realized glass breaks, didn't you?
Splash:........Well let's get you out of that cell (He opens the door and walks in, he notices the bagel on the floor) Ooo is that a donut with blue icing? Can I have it?
Susan: (Looks to the bagel then Splash) Sure
(Splash eats the bagel, then spits it out)
Splash: Bleck, it's like a party in my mouth and everyone's committing suicide
Susan: Give me that shock rod (Takes it from him)
Splash: They give you any water?
Susan: No, just organic soda
(Splash shudders)
Susan: Splash I want to destroy this palace
Splash: What?!
Susan: This is the center of the Hugmonster empire, we destroy it, the empire will fall into disarray.
Splash: I see what your getting at, but before we destroy anything we need a ship

You missed a chance for another joke!

It should of been,

Guard: You know I never wanted to be a Guard, I wanted to be.... A Lumber Jack, but that's a lil cliche. My otehr dream was to open a gift shop and fill it with knick-knacks, but those are outlawed here

thunderpants wrote:

murph04 wrote:Been a while but here's scene 20

Scene 19
(Susan is leaning against her cell wall, A guard opens the door and drops a plate of food in front of her)
Guard: Lunchtime sky rat
Susan: (Picks a up a bagel so moldy it's blue) Uh thanks (Tosses the bagel aside) any idea when the 'King' will see me?
Guard: When he's ready, he's currently watching his servant battle a pickle jar to the death
(Scene cuts to the Kings throne room, a ring has been set up in the middle of the room. Inside the Ring is Chris and a pickle jar (Note that this pickle jar it humane sized and has hands and feet) . A crowd of Hugmonster's stand outside the ring shouting and whooping, The king looks on from his throne. Chris lunges at the jar but it jumps aside, He swings at it but the Jar counters with a devastating combo knocking Chris down)
Person in crowd: Come on! he's just a gherkin weight!
(Chris gets up and charges the pickle jar, slamming it into the wall of the ring. the pickle jar retaliates by punching Chris some more, Chris slums against the corner of the ring, a Hugmonster dressed in a workout uniform runs up to him)
Hugmonster: Come on Rocky! this is what we trained for! Get out there and win this!
Chris; Who the hell are you?
(The pickle jar slams into Chris, the Hugmonster runs off, Chris knees the Jar, a loud crack is heard)
Chris: That's the best crunch I've ever heard
( The Pickle jar staggers backward, pickle juice leaking from him. The crowd gasps. the jar collapses, Chris gets up behind it and looks at the king. The King gives a thumbs down. Chris removes the jars lid and the crowd goes wild)
(Scene cuts back to Susan and the guard)
Susan: Oookay
Guard: You know I never wanted to be a Guard, I wanted to open a gift shop and fill it with knick-knacks, but those are outlawed here
Susan: You know we have gift shops on Earth, if you help me escape I'll take you there
Guard: Really?
Susan: Yeah, sure
Guard: Okay I'll open the cell right away!
(The guard grabs his keys, right as he reaches for the door Splash comes up behind him and zaps him with a shock rod)
Splash: Hey Suz
Susan: You broke out? how?
Splash: Let's just say my fabulous mind allowed me to concoct a plan to escape
Susan: You realized glass breaks, didn't you?
Splash:........Well let's get you out of that cell (He opens the door and walks in, he notices the bagel on the floor) Ooo is that a donut with blue icing? Can I have it?
Susan: (Looks to the bagel then Splash) Sure
(Splash eats the bagel, then spits it out)
Splash: Bleck, it's like a party in my mouth and everyone's committing suicide
Susan: Give me that shock rod (Takes it from him)
Splash: They give you any water?
Susan: No, just organic soda
(Splash shudders)
Susan: Splash I want to destroy this palace
Splash: What?!
Susan: This is the center of the Hugmonster empire, we destroy it, the empire will fall into disarray.
Splash: I see what your getting at, but before we destroy anything we need a ship

You missed a chance for another joke!

It should of been,

Guard: You know I never wanted to be a Guard, I wanted to be.... A Lumber Jack, but that's a lil cliche. My otehr dream was to open a gift shop and fill it with knick-knacks, but those are outlawed here

Or even better:
Guard: You know I never wanted to be a Guard, I wanted to be.... A Lumber Jack. Who cuts down Internet. But that's kind of dumb. My other dream was to open a gift shop and fill it with knick-knacks, but those are outlawed here.

5 Points to who gets it.

RLSForumMasterGand wrote:

thunderpants wrote:

murph04 wrote:Been a while but here's scene 20

Scene 19
(Susan is leaning against her cell wall, A guard opens the door and drops a plate of food in front of her)
Guard: Lunchtime sky rat
Susan: (Picks a up a bagel so moldy it's blue) Uh thanks (Tosses the bagel aside) any idea when the 'King' will see me?
Guard: When he's ready, he's currently watching his servant battle a pickle jar to the death
(Scene cuts to the Kings throne room, a ring has been set up in the middle of the room. Inside the Ring is Chris and a pickle jar (Note that this pickle jar it humane sized and has hands and feet) . A crowd of Hugmonster's stand outside the ring shouting and whooping, The king looks on from his throne. Chris lunges at the jar but it jumps aside, He swings at it but the Jar counters with a devastating combo knocking Chris down)
Person in crowd: Come on! he's just a gherkin weight!
(Chris gets up and charges the pickle jar, slamming it into the wall of the ring. the pickle jar retaliates by punching Chris some more, Chris slums against the corner of the ring, a Hugmonster dressed in a workout uniform runs up to him)
Hugmonster: Come on Rocky! this is what we trained for! Get out there and win this!
Chris; Who the hell are you?
(The pickle jar slams into Chris, the Hugmonster runs off, Chris knees the Jar, a loud crack is heard)
Chris: That's the best crunch I've ever heard
( The Pickle jar staggers backward, pickle juice leaking from him. The crowd gasps. the jar collapses, Chris gets up behind it and looks at the king. The King gives a thumbs down. Chris removes the jars lid and the crowd goes wild)
(Scene cuts back to Susan and the guard)
Susan: Oookay
Guard: You know I never wanted to be a Guard, I wanted to open a gift shop and fill it with knick-knacks, but those are outlawed here
Susan: You know we have gift shops on Earth, if you help me escape I'll take you there
Guard: Really?
Susan: Yeah, sure
Guard: Okay I'll open the cell right away!
(The guard grabs his keys, right as he reaches for the door Splash comes up behind him and zaps him with a shock rod)
Splash: Hey Suz
Susan: You broke out? how?
Splash: Let's just say my fabulous mind allowed me to concoct a plan to escape
Susan: You realized glass breaks, didn't you?
Splash:........Well let's get you out of that cell (He opens the door and walks in, he notices the bagel on the floor) Ooo is that a donut with blue icing? Can I have it?
Susan: (Looks to the bagel then Splash) Sure
(Splash eats the bagel, then spits it out)
Splash: Bleck, it's like a party in my mouth and everyone's committing suicide
Susan: Give me that shock rod (Takes it from him)
Splash: They give you any water?
Susan: No, just organic soda
(Splash shudders)
Susan: Splash I want to destroy this palace
Splash: What?!
Susan: This is the center of the Hugmonster empire, we destroy it, the empire will fall into disarray.
Splash: I see what your getting at, but before we destroy anything we need a ship

You missed a chance for another joke!

It should of been,

Guard: You know I never wanted to be a Guard, I wanted to be.... A Lumber Jack, but that's a lil cliche. My otehr dream was to open a gift shop and fill it with knick-knacks, but those are outlawed here

Or even better:
Guard: You know I never wanted to be a Guard, I wanted to be.... A Lumber Jack. Who cuts down Internet. But that's kind of dumb. My other dream was to open a gift shop and fill it with knick-knacks, but those are outlawed here.

5 Points to who gets it.

Mine was a Monty Python reference! More precisely the Lumberjack Sketch!